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People
in general: Mainly those with the slightest and most simplistic acts in which a person is so naïve to believe
that they are the sole important person in existence. They believe that they can do as they wish and treat others like they
are inferior. These infidels are ungrateful and don’t know how to interact with others. They think about one thing ‘how
can I get ahead of everyone else and lead a successful life’ they don’t recognize that they could be hurting others
(emotionally and/or physically) by their actions. Some which stands out to me in these people is bad timing, they don’t
consider the outcomes of these things. Why can people just pull their heads out of their asses and realise that they are selfish
bastards. God, retards, grow up already. And stop pissing me off.
If...er...When I Rule the Universe: First I would give Senor Poodey complete owner ship of a small
country? germany maybe? no, lets just give her all of Europe. Because ever one loves to be under the comand of a midget like
cheese nip. Sadly enough parts of Europe would be used for my nuclear waste housing development. I mean, that waste has to
go someone and since Europe is already filthy it would just be another way of explaining the birth defects, inbreeding? oh
wait....nevermind.
Second I'd pass a law that made it mandatory for everyone to vote for me in every election. I could never lose.
And while Im making a few new laws I should pass a privelage to be ruled tax. Where I would be paid mass amounts of money
because I am the greatest ruler of all time. See, look at me giving reasons to be the way I am, I dont neeeed this reasons,
I will just be loved by all.
And Adam Sandler will be burned alive and the White House will be painted orange and green and covered with christmas
lights.
Go fuck yourself: People's new obsession with the emo scene. Last I heard slitting your wrists and being
unkind was cool? Something about that is truely pointless and just stupid. All you non-conformists are the same, the clothes,
the music, the same dont give a fuck personalities. You dress 'different' from what you claim is the popular scene for attention,
you want other people to give you odd looks as you walk through the mall, and sit in the food court listening to slipknot
because your so hardcore. But this popular scene you are trying to differ from is not what you claim it is, the popular scene
is constantly changing now, its the emo scene. So stop being a cocky little hypocrite and accept the fact that your precious
"lookit me, im emo, im individual, i dont follow the trends" style is just another trend where you decided to hop onto the
bandwagon.
Greenday blows goats...
Illegal Downloading:
Yes, your blood sweat and tears are going to inevitably end up as weak, diluted, tone dead, compressed, mpeg audio files,
freely traded over the internet...
But at you will know the difference.
Miricle blade, a miricle would be if chef tony fell in a hole and died: well the miricle bladeIII (shown
on infomecials)is most likley to be a decent product (but not a miricle). as for chef tony (the fat ugly bastard how demonstrates
the knife) the only miricle whihc could possibly happen in those commercials would be if he fell in a hole and died a painful
death. also after the fat, bastard tony slices the meat, tomatos, and cans of frozen juice he wipes the perfectly good food
into a hole in the counter, were that food goes, no one knows (probably our school cafeiteria, where its grinded and slabbed
on to a convarer belt and molded into what could be pulled off as food) the only thing that scares me is that tony cuts up
leather shoes, which we probably ate when we were in high school. even though chef tony should rot in hell because hes so
fat, nothing is more fun then watching a fat guy demonstrate how to use a BONEING knife. You'll all agree that chef tony should
rot and hell for wasting your valuable T.V. watching time.
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| Perfection Series |
You know, I've been thinking recently
about how much I rule. I'm really a great person. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. Why am I so great? I ask myself that question
sometimes:
1. First of all, I'm a pirate. That alone makes me rule over
everyone. Pirates by definition rule because they're so mean.
2. Next, I'm a robot.
3. I'm too tired to be up working on my web page.
4. I should be writing my english essay.
5. English sucks.
6. Animal cruelty? What a stupid topic to write a paper about.
Writing blows.
7. Nuke the whales
8. HEY. this web page sucks.
9.
10. I wonder if I ate some green jello right now, and I spewed,
would itbe green. Mmm.. green. Green is my favorite flavor.
11. Everything green tastes good, I decided. (don't ask me
about green boogers, and other such nonsense, because I'd only eat green things that were reasonably edible).
12. Why don't people just leave me alone?
13. go away.
14. I wish I had some more money.. I'd buy a llama or something.
15. What kind of name is llama anyway? Who thought of that
one? What a stupid name.
16. I kind of like it.
17.
Spongebob Queerpants:lets face it, spongebob is a flaming homosexual cheese nip. the bastard should
be shot. Im done.
Win the War and Save:
rather than using $100,000 worth of weapons, why don't we take $100,000, convert it to pennies, then drop the pennies
on people instead? You could get 10 million pennies for $100,000, which should be able to fill at least 40 bags full of pennies. You
could drop bags of pennies more frequently than bombs, which could mean big savings for our military. Hell, you don't even
have to drop them in bags to kill people. You could tape the pennies together 10 at a time and drop them from a height of
5,000 feet and kill damn near everything on the ground. Singles pennies can do enough damage if dropped from high enough.
Since america is pakced with cheap bastards, they could even use canadian currency. Think of the savings people!!
Teeny Boppers
I've gotten to the age where I can finally say "I am no longer a teeny bopper" and I begin to realize, what the hell
is wrong with these people? Can't they start their own bandwagon isn't of riding ours? Or at least stick with one thing instead
of following a certain trend of the month. People these days, no creativity what so ever, it's all about the mass produced
products from Off The Wall, West49 and god knows where else.These people who simply mooch on the trend of the month will go
no where in life, the will end up mixing cement for a living. And maybe if there lucky they'll have enough experiance to maybe
bag my groceries. I mean, who doesn't want to flip burgers for the rest of there well being life? Only 4 promotions until
you become Ruler Of All Humans. So all you Teeny Boppers out there, get off my banwagon and find somethign better to do.
Again With The Teeny Boppers:
There are 3 types of people in the world. People who have to shopat value village, those who
want to shop there and those who have a burning desire to shop there, but they wouldnt dare. In fear of destroying their images
of a gained society. Their status is more important than anything else. They admire the indiviualist, then they rip them from
the flesh, blood, sweat and tears to create their own style. If I wear a hat that says Metal, does that mean I have to listen
to metal music? If i wear a shirt that says "Austrailias natural fruit in a can" will I have to out a buy a case? We
are the people who worked hard for who
was want to be seen as. Then some jock meat head decides that talking to one of
"us" is cool. Causing a rift, a chain reaction. We begin to resent those who turn these things into laughable theatrics
and twist it into yet another fashion. Its not skull-buckle boots or white makeup put on bad skin. It all loses its
significance once you cheapen it by making it into a style thing. If you want a look to please a catagory and to be admired
by your friends, you are fake, just another lemming ready to be driven off the cliff.
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